Friday, 20 June 2025

Holiday/Birthday Haul

Since I'm now working full time again, Courtney and I took advantage of our respective paid annual leave to get out of town for my birthday this year. We settled on Eastbourne, because I like cheesy coastal resorts, and Eastbourne has a good reputation. The trip itself was only for three nights - heading down on the Monday of my birthday, returning on the Thursday - and, for once, we didn't meticulously plan a full itinerary in advance, because the idea was to relax.

Weather permitting, we were aiming to spend a lot of the time just on the beach, walking along the coast, and unplugging. I had a handful of recommendations for eateries in the area, and had looked up a few shops that were potentially of interest to someone of my collecting habits, but these were all secondary to just chilling out... at least as far as the UK heatwave would permit.

We didn't get to all the shops I'd flagged, but I did manage to pick up a couple of interesting items:

Neither are toys that I was particularly keen to obtain. The Blockees figures all seem weirdly-proportioned to me, and the whole Legacy toyline was a disaster as far as I'm concerned... But Beast Wars reboot Antagony was being sold at a discount and, as a Femme-Bot, was of (marginally) greater interest to me than the Inferno mold she re-uses.

Neither have changed my mind about their respective lines - I certainly don't see myself buying any more Blockees, despite them being pretty decent, simple model kits with light-up parts, but I have already ordered the Antagony upgrade kit which - sadly - turns her into a non-transforming action figure, albeit one that looks far better than Hasbro's stock lazy repaint.

Sunday, 8 June 2025

Studio Series #117 Hatchet

It's at least somewhat rare these days that I buy a figure knowing it's going to be shit. Particularly over the last couple of years, as Hasbro's QC is consistently found to be going down the toilet. When they take seven years to complete a set of characters from a movie that came out fourteen years ago, and balls it up not once (SS Crankcase using the SS Crowbar mold rather than TLK Berserker, despite having identical vehicle modes) but twice (as we're about to find out), one has to wonder if the delayed Hatchet precisely because they knew it was shit.

And, in all honesty, I wasn't really intending to buy Hatchet. As far as I'm concerned, Studio Series has devolved in exactly the same way as every other TransFormers line from Hasbro: its core idea - the most screen-accurate 'bots created using final CGI models as the basis - is no longer the foundation of the line, QC and material quality have taken a nosedive, and paintwork has been reduced significantly.

But... As with the Seekers, I felt a compulsion to complete the Dreads at the same scale and so picked him up at the MCM London Comic Con last month. The basis for the compulsion was largely that, while the original 'Commander class' DotM Hatchet toy was very cool for its size, the jet mode really made no sense. So, let's take a look at Studio Series Hatchet. It can't be that bad, surely?